Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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You read the Terms of Service.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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