- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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