- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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