- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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