- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

a horse nibbled a baby

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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