- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

You read the Terms of Service.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

How come grilled cheese?

Women.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Thumbs this down

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Womens Rights

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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