- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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