- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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