- Anti Joke

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no