What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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bees knees

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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