what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Xzibit

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Anti Joke

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