Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Snooki

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Justin Beiber

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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book 'em danno

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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