I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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This joke is funny

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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oooh look a banshee

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Wigan.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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women's rights

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Illumati Confirmed

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Anti Joke

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