What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

men's rights.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Students, please find the surface integral.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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