- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

No.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

WNBA

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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