Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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My parents died!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Nickelback

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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