Nickelback

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Vagina.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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