- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Get in the car.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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