What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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BIG PENIS

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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jwe

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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