- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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