Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Joke.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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