- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What'sucks and white Jackson

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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