- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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