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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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