- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Knock knock! Ding dong.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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