A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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canaan and mallory

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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