what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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My penis is big... not.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Cheese stick

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Anti Joke

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