- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

The Christian Bible.

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