Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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your mom

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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