YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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I told you it would happen

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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