A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's 9+10? 19

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

cliché rebecca black joke.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

BIG PENIS

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What do u call a banana? A banana......

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