what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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