- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

falling didnt make the difference

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

you first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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