- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What time is it? 20:45.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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