A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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