How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Society.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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