- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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