why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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How are you? Yes

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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This is an anti-joke.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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