- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

men's rights activists

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

balls in ya mouf

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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