What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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A van drives into a car.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Choir.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Canadians

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