What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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