Penis!

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

guess what? chicken butt.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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