- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

"Hello." "Hi."

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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