What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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