- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

hey you like pizza? whatever...

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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