Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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