Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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alert("The Game");

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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jibby jobby

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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