My butt!!!!

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beiber i straight

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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