O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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