Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Itookasipasoda

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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don't look behind you

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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My butt!!!!

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beiber i straight

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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