Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why is your face? Because.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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