What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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