- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man walks into a pole.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

Test

It’s dead.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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