What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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hey

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Penis.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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